Instructions: A. Copy this whole list.
B. Highlight the things that are true about you.
C. Whatever you don't touch is false.
01.
When I was younger I made some bad decisions02.
I don't watch much TV these days03. I love psychedelic mushrooms
04.
I love sleeping05.
I have loads of books06. I once slept in a bathroom
07. I love playing video games
08. I adore marijuana
09. I watch porn movies
10. I watch them with my father
11. I like sharks
12. I love spiders
13. I was born without hair and I still have no hair
14. I like George Bush
15. I am cool
16.
I have changed a lot mentally over the last year17. I have a Jacuzzi and a Porsche
18.
I have a lot to learn19. I carry my knife everywhere
20.
I can be really really smart21. I've never broken someone's bones
22.
I have a secret23. I hate snow
25. Punk rock rules
26. I hate Bill Gates!
27. I love Chinese food
28. I would hate to be famous
29. I am so not a morning person
30.
I wear glasses31. I don't need glasses, except sunglasses
32.
I have potential33. I'm pure Japanese
34. My legs are two different sizes
35.
I have a twin (!)36. I wear a padded bra sometimes
37.
I can ramble on about absolutely nothing38. I'm left-handed
39. I hate llamas, but I'm one of them
40.
I don't like horror movies41.
I suck at climbing, but I love it anyway42.
People hate me usually43.
I love pop music44.
I hardly ever go to bed before midnight45. I hate parking fines
46.
I know the national anthem of my country by heart47. I know more than two languages
48.
I can spend too much time on the computer49. I often want to throw out the computer in a window
50. I live on a ground floor
51. I don't like chocolate
52.
I'd like to be more original53.
I've lied54. Cocks are my favorite birds
55.
I want to conquer the world56.
I wonder what happens when I die57.
I've read all books about Harry Potter and watched all the movies too58.
I love my dog!59. I love to exercise
60.
I hate chemistry with a passion and math, too!61.
I love to write but I wish I could be as interesting as some people62. I like changes
63. I hate going to class
64. I am afraid to die
65. I hate dish washing with a passion!
66.
My hair is long and incredibly curly67. My nails are nine inch long
68. My favorite color is black
69. I like to sleep on the floor
70. I am hopeless at cooking
71.
I sucked my thumb when I was little 72.
I should be doing something else rather than doing this73.
I am online a lot74. I hate government
75.
I don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend76.
I'm too nice for my own good77.
I love to read, I read as much as I can78. I don't trust newspapers
79.
I like debating80. I live in a wagon
81.
I clean my room once a month82. I'm scared of American fast food
83. I have a third eye
84.
I love the beach85. I don't trust any religion
86.
I used to play with Barbies only because all the other girls were doing it
87.
I wanted to be a super hero when I was little
88.
I like listening to wind chimes89. I'm very disorganized
90. My hair is long and straight
91.
I earn a lot92. I don't like spicy food
93. I keep a diary
94.
I can't do cartwheels95.
I can be very lazy96.
I'm sarcastic more often than not97.
I think my hair can be annoying98.
I could be sensitive99.
I love being "ab-normal